Today’s topical poem is inspired by the
news a Ukrainian prankster managed to convince people to drill holes in their new
iPhones. It’s called Air Hooks
The new iPhone seven
comes without a headphone jack.
And there's already a petition,
And there's already a petition,
asking Apple to bring it back.
But one man's got the answer,
But one man's got the answer,
there's a way if there is a will.
A home-made headphones socket
A home-made headphones socket
made with a Black & Decker drill.
He posted up the video,
He posted up the video,
it's been liked by lots of folk.
It sure as hell looks genuine,
It sure as hell looks genuine,
there's no way it's a hoax!
So I followed the instructions,
So I followed the instructions,
but I wish I double checked.
It didn't make a headphone jack,
It didn't make a headphone jack,
In fact, the whole device is wrecked.
And it’s a bloody work phone
So I’m in the shit you see,
Cos intentional drill damage,
isn’t covered by warrantee.
Check out my short story blog here
And if you don't believe me, here is the Guardian article.
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