Where are the sharks when you need them ?

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If you go down to the beach tonight, you're in for a big surprise.
If you go down to the beach tonight, you better avert your eyes 
cos he'll be bare and don't ask me why 
it's his way of saying goodbye,
Tonight's the night that Nigel Farage goes skinny-dipping.
Skinny dipping time for Nige Farage
Little Nigel Farage is splashing about happily.
Think I'll look the other way.
There's parts of him that we don't need to see.
Now he's got the country back,
by spreading fear and hate
the odious little creep
is pissing off to leave other people to clean up his mess,
and getting his kit off on Bournemouth beach.

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